Too funny NOT to post

I know we aren't a baseball blog (or a blog-blog) by any means. But I found this just too hilarious to pass up.

Now the word on the street is that Cabrera made fun of some overweight 15-year-old kid back in August at the same hotel that he was drinking at on Friday, according to the Detroit Free Press. The 240-pound Cabrera apparently had to be escorted out of the hotel and a witness reportedly said that he "acted as if he was on some drug."

Before the millionaire got chucked from the hotel, he reportedly asked the kid's whole table if they wanted to go outside and fight. And he supposedly gave them the sense that he had a gun with him.

Classic. It's not secret Cabrera has gained significant weight while in the majors. Self hating? A bit. Projecting? Definitely. It's like when I make fun of people that don't have a successful, well-written and funny blog.